I believe this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- This can't be real
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a group of chickens came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
get more info Folks won't believe what just occurred. Seriously, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?